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The Year Of The Stat

by Ican Ican't

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Verse Took a job in a record store But the owners didn't know much more about music Than a herd of cows Told my boss we've got to educate He said "son the loss will be too great Now get movin on stacking all those shelves" Chorus 1 Now this is where I draw the line You won't pickle my brains in brine No you won't get me not this time Verse 2 So started workin for the local news I was a gofer with a camera crew The producer he didn't like my face. I asked him why we didn't tell the whole truth And he said "no-one wants to hear your views Where's my coffee? That's what we pay you for" Chorus 2 So this is where I draw the line You won't pickle my brains in brine No you won't get me not this time You won't pickle my brains in brine No this is where I draw the line Mid Verse 3 Now I'm working in a government house I'm meant to stop the truth from leaking out What can I say? I'm not so good at my job Yeh it's important that we know everything When we're informed we form an opinion Not just something we think we're meant to say Chorus 3 This is where I draw the line You won't pickle my brains in brine No you won't get me not this time You won't pickle my brains in brine The truth will out yeh no more lyin' You won't pickle my brains in brine No this is where I draw the line. © Dermot O'Leary 2006
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Comfort Food 03:01
Verse 1 I have no love But I have comfort food To think about while I'm at work A highlight of the day A little bite to keep me alive And help to ease the pain Verse 2 I don't do drugs Now I have comfort food It's a safer bet although more fat Cotton wools my bones Chocolate's my narcotic Potato chips they Keep me safe and warm Mid My salivation over alimentation Shows no dignity But I find salvation in alimentation Don't you know it comforts me Outro It's the little things In life that make It worth putting up with the shit A little bite keeps me alive And helps to ease the pain. © Dermot O’Leary 2008
3.
Little Wings 03:05
Verse 1 There’s a nest in a tree And the fuckin birds are laughing down at me What do they know what I go through No they don’t know what it feels like to be me They build their nests Where we can’t get And mock us all Accordingly Just wait til I Get my hands On their little wings Verse 2 They sing their songs for far too long Why can’t they let it rest and let me sing my piece? My songs of pain, songs of rain Why can’t they just let me be miserable in peace My heart is broke My dog is dead And I can’t get A wink of sleep Just wait til I Get my hands On their little wings Mid They live so naturally And they don’t have to think About where everything’s goin They just get on with it Verse 3 My little beaked, beaked cousins How do you manage to take it all on the chin? Is it the trips away each year You get to holiday and you don’t pollute the air Is that the key To harmony With the world And everything? You telling me I should get my hands On some little wings? Just wait til I Get my hands On those little wings! © Dermot O’Leary 2007
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Verse 1 First store was founded back in 1897 By my father’s father’s pa He’d married into it – it had become obsession His love for her a simple ploy They sold it all yeh from Kitchen stoves to garters The latest fads and the latest trends And how you got it, how you sold it didn’t matter The ends justify the means Verse 2 Then Grandad Jack took it to another level Opened stores at each end of town He had the squatters taken out and relocated Before he had their homes razed to the ground He told them all yeh that They would be looked after And compensated for the loss But once the stores were built promises didn’t matter The end justifies the means Mid Business is business That’s just the way it goes If you get caught in the crossfire Prepare for bullet holes Verse 3 So next my daddy did some trade with out-of-towners A bunch of snakes hiding in the grass Who wouldn’t tell him the origin of their plunder He didn’t wanna know and he didn’t ask He told me son yeh there’s only One thing that really matters The pursuit of more of everything Lesson you must learn is that If it’s good for profits The ends justify the means Business is business That’s the way it is Even if it hurts some That get in the way Business is business That’s the way it is That’s the way it is. © Dermot O’Leary 2008
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Verse 1 What if I told you I’ll die tomorrow? Would you be nicer now? Would you listen to me or look right through me Of no use any more? What if I died? Would you pay your respects? Would you even cry? Would it make a difference If I wasn’t here for you to grind me down? Verse 2 What if I was to die tomorrow? Would you tell everyone That you’d just ignore me til you’d need something Knowing that I would oblige? Or would you lie? And invent some stories About all the times That we were in synch And not tectonic plates always colliding? Verse 3 What if I said I’ll die tomorrow? Would you regret how you’ve been? Would you say you didn’t mean To treat me so so mean? You’d never have done it if you knew. So what if you did? Do you think I would change my will..? © Dermot O’Leary 2010
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Verse 1 We want to hide From the Evil Eye Out of sight Of the dollar sign We want to live Where marketing Isn’t profiling Everyone and Everything Chorus 1 Keep your forms And keep all your mailing lists Keep yourself to yourself We don’t want Your pre-packaged lifestyle tips Keep them all – We Make Our Own Verse 2 We want to dance To our homemade beats Pots and Pans Tell everyone you meet Clapping of hands And stomping of feet Cancel your plans for once And just be free Chorus 2 Leave those forms And leave all the callback lists Leave some time for yourself We don’t want To give in to your rules and regs Fuck them all – We Make Our Own We Make Our Own, We Make Our Own, We Make Our Own, Verse 3 We won’t need To ask permission please Proof of identity Or a guarantee We won’t be defined By designer brands Coz we’ll make our clothes With our own 2 hands Chorus 3 We’ve no forms Or hard-to-get-on guestlists We just want you for yourself We just want To escape from the pre-packed gigs We don’t need it – We Make Our Own We Make Our Own (x8) © Dermot O’Leary 2010
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Verse 1 The city is moving too fast. They say there's no dignity in finishing last. The traffic is wrecking my head. Feels like an overpass is undergoing contruction Over my bed. Chorus 1 So let's not go into work Or at least be late. Let's jump around the open space. Just think about it - what's the worst That could happen us? We can take a shortcut thru the park. Verse 2 The summer is moving too fast. No we can't sleep no more Or take a break on the grass. We haven't spoken since we got new jobs. Let's not attend and just pretend we haven't noticed That old lady's getting robbed. Chorus 2 In the morning once again you can tell your boss That you've come down with stomach pains. And if he sends you home again please don't take the bus. We can take a shortcut thru the park. Chorus 3 And in the morning once again I will call you up And ask you if you can be late. Just twenty minutes of your time. We can both escape. We can take a shortcut thru the park. © Dermot O’Leary 2004
8.
Verse 1 I've been let down again Don't let anyone else in They don't know you Like you know yourself They only want to Suck your will to live Chorus 1 Just be the fucker Don't be fucked Karma will get them It's tough luck In the end Verse 2 I am paying For someone else's mistake Mama and Papa Should have taught them not to break The rules of honesty Just tell it like it is Just say honestly You're still a fuckin mess Chorus 2 Just be the fucker Don't be fucked Karma will get them It's tough luck In the end Verse 3 I should go I've had enough of this They should go And pick on someone else All through their live That's just the way it is Now that you've learnt it You just need to practice Chorus 3 Just be the fucker Don't be fucked Karma will get them It's tough luck Just be the fucker Don't be fucked Karma will get them It's tough luck Once again.. Thank you so much You sucked my will to live.. ©Dermot O'Leary 2002
9.
Verse 1 I wake up at 7AM My first thought is of you waking up somewhere without me Taking up half of your bed Rolling on over to tell you that you were the best That I ever had Oh why do we have to go on like this You and I would benefit From spending some time in each other’s beds You could say that I have a thing for you Verse 2 Work just has not been the same Since you infiltrated, emfatuated my brain My boss says he has to complain ‘Coz my ‘work has suffered, scuppered the chances That we will make progressive sales Oh why do you have to go on like this?’ He says that I would benefit From spending some time sorting out my head You could say that I have a thing for you Verse 3 I’ve already named all our kids Each one a variation of the names of the places Where we’ve morphed into a kiss Unable to let go of the other one In the fear we’ll never meet again Oh why do we have to go on like this You and I would benefit From spending more time in each other’s hair You could say that I have a thing for you © Dermot O’Leary 2005
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Verse 1 It’s dark when I rise and when I get home So I turn on the standard lamp ‘Coz the fluorescent lights at work kill my soul And I leave the building sapped of life You light a fire to cheer me up I say ‘I like it’ but I still look glum Now is the winter of discontent Verse 2 It’s usually cold so we stay indoors And if it’s not we tend to talk about How global warming is affecting us all We should have heeded all the warning signs Yeh I am grateful for all that we have But all my rainbows turn to shades of black During this winter of discontent Mid And Christmas comes And Christmas goes And then comes on Those January blues And I don’t know Why I feel this way But I do Anyway….. Verse 3 A new year should bring plenty of hope But it’s no different than the year before Just a different number on the year of the date Of the bills that flood through your front door I’ve given up trying trying to figure out why I can’t find the bright side of this darkened time Now is the winter of discontent Now is the winter of discontent © Dermot O’Leary 2006

about

The Year Of The Stat was originally uploaded to Myspace waaay back in 2009 under the name Dermostat following the disbanding of my old band, Alanalda. The songs weren't particularly well recorded and a few of them had been hanging around for years so I didn't bother doing anything else with them as I just wanted to move on with the Ican Ican't project.

At the back of my mind however, I knew that these songs were good songs and deserved to be heard. So, earlier this year, I decided to clean them up a bit, re-record some parts and give them a remix and remaster as best I could. Now that I feel I can go no further with the recordings it's time to release the album properly.

The title “The Year Of The Stat” basically refers to the year or so after the break-up of Alanalda when I wrote and recorded at home. Some of the tunes, such as Draw The Line, Shortcut Thru The Park and Sucked My Will To Live, were ones that I had played live with Alanalda but we had never gotten around to recording. A few more, such as Comfort Food, Little Wings, Business Is Business and Winter Of Discontent, I wrote during the year and just recorded as I went along. The last song that was included, We Make Our Own, was actually written for another band that I was playing with called The Evening Watch. We jammed it for a while but never really went anywhere with it, so I claimed it back and have included it here.

Anyhoo, after I had googled “Dermostat” and had discovered that it was also some form of skin treatment, I decided I'd probably be best just releasing this collection under the name Ican Ican't. It is the same writer and performer after all. Just from a different time in his life...

Dermot (Ican Ican't)

September 2012

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released September 20, 2012

All songs written, arranged and performed by Dermot O'Leary.
Drum loop on track 1 Draw The Line by Drums On Demand and on track 6 We Make Our Own by Dooley Drums.
Track 9 Thing For You (A Stupid Infatuation) uses the sound 'delphis double egg timer.wav' by delphidebrain at freesound.org

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